Definition of an Adolescent
An adolescent is a teenager who acts like a baby when you don't treat him like an adult.
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Quote from Mark Twain
"The most effective way to deal with them is to place them in a wooden pickle barrel on their 13th birthday, nail the lid on the barrel and feed them through a knot hole." --Mark Twain
It Never Occurs to Teenagers . . .
It never occurs to teenagers that someday they will know as little as their parents. --Bits & Pieces
The Father of a Teenager
Legend has it that one day Peter passed by a blind man and healed him. He later saw a demon-possessed man and set him free. Then he saw a man crying, and asked about his problem. The man said he was a father of a teenager. All Peter could do was sit down and weep with him.