Was Work in the Job Description?
A boss called in his summer employees and said, "We're going to change the way we do things around here!"
One kid replied, "Whoa, dude, you mean were supposed to do things around here?"
Dont Just Sit There . . .
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." --Will Rogers
Ashes to Ashes
A visitor said to her hostess, "What a beautiful vase. What's in it?"
"My husband's ashes," she replied.
The visitor said, "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know he had died."
"He hasn't died. He's just too lazy to find an ashtray."
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Waiting to Eat
"Man stand for long time with mouth open before roast duck fly in." --Chinese Proverb
The Easy Way
"For every person who climbs the ladder of success, there a dozen waiting for the elevator." --unknown
"Laziness is nothing more than resting before you are tired." --Jules Renard