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Fathers

Bill Cosby on Fathers

Some years back Bill Cosby wrote a book simply entitled Fatherhood. He writes:

Now that my father is a grandfather, he just can't wait to give money to my kids. But when I was his kid and I asked him for fifty cents, he would tell me the story of his life. How he got up at 4 AM when he was 7 years old and walked 23 miles to milk ninety cows. All for 5 cents a month. The result was that I never got my 50 cents.

But now he tells my children every time he comes into the house:

Well, let's see how much money old Granddad has got for his wonderful kids." And the minute they take money out of his hands I call them over to me and I snatch it away from them. Because that is MY money.

Brett Blair, www.Sermons.com, adapted from Bill Cosby's Fatherhood.

Perfect obedience by children

"Father's Day is that one time of the year when I get complete obedience from every member of my family. I tell them not to spend a lot of money on me--and they don't." --Pat Williams, Winning With One-Liners

Cross Reference:

It Never Occurs to Teenagers . . .

The Father of a Teenager

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