Found Under Truth
The Whole Truth and Nothing But the Truth
A boy who was a witness to a crime was testifying in court. The defense attorney asked him, "Did anyone tell you what to say while you're on the witness stand?"
"Yes, sir," the boy answered.
"Who was it?" the attorney asked.
Raising his voice, the attorney asked, "And what exactly did he tell you?"
"He said that some sleazy lawyer would try to trip me up, but if I told the truth, I would be just fine."
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